So I'm well aware I didn't post yesterday, but I went to the Yankee game and then napped like a motherfucker, so no posts for you. Anyways, yesterday was allegedly super eventful, Bryce Harper made his debut, Nick Swisher broke the Asian fella on the Twins' leg, and the sham of a trial for Barry Bonds continued on.
This Barry Bonds perjury trial is a fucking sham. It's a huge waste of money for a dead issue, and I'm sick of reading about it (so I write about it? Genius!). I don't think there has ever been anything more obvious than the fact that Bond's took more steroids than the rest of Major League Baseball combined and then lied about it. Instead of admitting to it like he should have, he made himself look like a total dick by denying it. Bonds was already a whiny fuck, this is just making him look dumb. He has possibly the most tarnished reputation in baseball history, if he had just come clean and moved on like everyone else he might have been OK, but he couldn't do that. Nobody cared when he broke all those records because he started off with the reputation as one of baseball's "bad guys", this is just making it worse. Anyhow, here's the verdict of the perjury trial right here-
P.S. Yes, I do totally hold a grudge against Barry Bonds for that time he laughed at me when I wound up on the Shea Stadium Kiss Cam. Worst day of my life. Fuck the Kiss Cam and Fuck Barry Bonds.