You heard it here first folks, the biggest douchebag in Major League Baseball is out. Manny Ramirez, after failing a second MLB mandated drug test, is retiring. Details are sketchy right now, but that's the story being reported so far. His retirement is effective immediately, and good fucking riddance. He finishes up with 555 home runs, 1,830 RBI's, and a reputation as a huge dick with overinflated contracts. Anyways, it's shocking enough, so goodbye and good riddance Manny Ramirez.