Friday, April 29, 2011
Ozzie Guillen: Manager of the Year
So Ozzie Guillen got kicked out of the White Sox/Yankees game in the first inning the other night after arguing balls and strikes, which is an automatic ejection no matter what. Anyways, just Ozzie being Ozzie, he gets the boot, then heads to clubhouse and does what? The same thing it seems like every nutjob fucking athlete does, jumps on twitter to continue his rant. So his tweets read something like "this one is going to cost me a lot of money. this is patetic" and "today a tough guy show up at Yankee stadium"; so not only does Ozzie suck at spelling and grammar, but he's also fucking crazy, which is why he's my candidate for manger of the year. MLB obviously got wind of these tweets, and Guillen got suspended and fined an as of yet undisclosed amount of money. Following Ozzie Guillen on twitter is easily one of the smartest things you can do as an internet user, he's constantly hilarious and I've said more than once on here that I like my Guillen crazy, and this is just more of what I love about this guy. Manager of the Year, I'm calling it now.
being on one of the most respectful and courteous teams every to take the field insulted some fans in San Fransisco.This just proves the "second spitter" theory. Had to be McDowell. He made a bunch of jokes involving their sexual orientation, which apparently upset some guy there with his kids. McDowell than proceeded to threaten the dude with a bat, in front of his children mind you, asking him "how much his teeth are worth". I see where everyone's coming from, calling McDowell a dick, but is this not one of the greatest pre-fight lines of all time? I'm keeping that shit in my back pocket for the next time I drunkenly decide to thrown down. Game over. That line would make a fleet of bikers run for cover, bring it on world. Bring it the fuck on.