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Friday, July 22, 2011

Wait another guest post....






So another one of our loyal readers and actually of or M.D and mine employees wanted to write a post about one of his favorite ball players of all time. Now I have mentioned Hambone a few times on the Phantom. Let me give you guys a little bit of background on Hambone. Well, first things first his name is Rob and he is a huge jerk. Hambone make wild accusations every day at work about how many home runs he hit in the catholic school league and tries for really undeserved High fives after mediocre jokes. Thats my thing jack ass... Actually to be honest Hambone is a stand up guy. He is so nice if he was on fire he'd give you a cup of water. So It was no problem when He said he wanted to pay homage to the Man the Myth the Mustache ... Mike Piazza. So here we go.

"Even though he has no World Series rings, Mike Piazza is a fucking champion. He made a team with no real fan base since the ’86 Mets become alive. With his power he put fans in the seats at Shea Stadium. He could hit the ball to all fields with serious amounts of power. To all the assholes that say he used steroids-fuck you. Piazza did not use steroids. He was just a champion.

I first became a huge piazza fan when he joined the Mets on May 22, 1998. Piazza had one of the greatest right handed swings of all time. He would wait patiently
at the plate waiting for his pitch to drive over the fence. He was a natural leader in the Mets clubhouse. My favorite Piazza moment was when he hit the memorable home run on September 21, 2001. This game was not only important for one player, or for one team, but for one city. The stadium had nothing to cheer about until the bottom of the 8th inning. The Mets were losing 2-1 to their division rival, the Braves. One man was on when Piazza came up to the plate. Steve Karsay threw Piazza an outside fastball that Piazza absolutely smacked. He hit it to the deepest park of Shea Stadium, hitting the TV stand in left-center field. Piazza had the center of attention around him during that game securing a 3-2 win against the Braves.



On May 5th, 2004, Piazza hit his 352nd home run, surpassing Carlton Fisk as the best home run hitting catcher in baseball history. He hit the ball a fucking mile,
hitting the base of the scoreboard in right field. Piazza also had a career .308 batting average (fuck you mauer). Piazza led the Mets to the 2000 world series in which he had to face the number one asshole in baseball…Roger Clemens. Earlier that year Piazza hit a foul ball which sent the barrel of his bat in clemens’s direction. Being the douche Clemens is, he threw the barrel of the bat at Piazza because he said “he thought it was the ball” Are you fucking kidding me?! In the Piazza was the one who didn’t have to use steroids to be a winner.
As all you baseball fans can see, Piazza is a fucking champion. If you have a problem that he doesn’t have a world series ring-go fuck yourself. He's a hall of famer and one of the greatest Mets of all time. "



I would like to thank Hambone for his time and his multiple threats on the readers well being. But seriously he went to Catholic school.... Public school is looking better and better every day. Just kidding buddy.
If you guys want to write a post hit me up at phantomballplayer@yahoo.com because very obviously I get extremely busy and I skip whole weeks.

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