Whats up everyone? Its the best day of the year for me. Halloween is finally over, and i could not be happier. That stupid poor excuse of a holiday, is done with. People like it for Candy, Slutty girls, and vandalism. Go to a candy store, look online, and grow up...this way you can do it every day of the year!
New York Rangers, man oh man..mark my word, they are BACK! We defeated San Jose a noisy 5-2. Nice attacking, and great defense. Biron was great in net. The game was scary in the beginning, when the Sharks tied it up, but we pulled ahead with the Captains sick goal. I have alot of respect for the Sharks, mostly because my boy from high school was a big fan, and he always knew how to argue a solid point about how they are a great time, so there were plenty of shots taken from me to him. We are at home again, Thursday night, and we are going to make the Ducks suffer, just like Gunner Stahl did to them back when he played on Iceland, and made the Team USA (Ducks) his bitch.
We are also going to wish the Ducks never made it to the big leagues, just like D3, when the varsity team made them shit bricks.
But all in all, if you are a ranger fan, aside from kicking ass, i hope you all watch this next game, because it is going to be special. SEAN PHUCKING AVERY IS BACK MOTHERPHUCKERS! This fan favorite blue shirt, got recalled from the free agency, and is back in the Rangers club. Although he is in the AHL right now, Tortorella is refusing to comment on weather hes playing or not, so we might be in for a nice little surprise. Bad mouthing, screening, open ice checks, fights, and uncalled for penalties, along with goals, will be back in the Rangers playbook.
THANK YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH DWAYNE BOWE... I NEEDED 9 FUCKING POINTS TO BEAT MY OWN FATHER IN FANTASY, AND YOU COULDNT DO JACK SHIT. NO TOUCHDOWNS, NO ANYTHING BUT A FEW YARDS. TONY ROMO BLOWING THE COWBOYS PLAYOFF CHANCES BACK IN 2006-2007 SEASON, WOULD HAVE BEEN A BIGGER HELP, THEN YOUR "OVER THE DWAYNEBOWE" SINGALONG SHIT!
I have anger issues, get over it everyone...ill see you later, Phuckers
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