I am literally sitting in my living room right now just staring blankly at the t.v. I cannot come up with a good sports post today. You think I would be able to with the NBA likely back and the rumors of CP3 coming to the Knicks , how bad the Giants are right now, with the back and forth support of the Jets being more annoying then the Super Bowl rants that they normally do , the Mets going after all the best 4 A talent in the bargain bin, or how NFL players are actually idiots like super sized morons. But none of those ideas are clicking. The only thing that I can think of is " Why don't I write about my favorite T.V shows or how much I hate Words with Friends or an open love note to my girl T-swift [that wouldn't be at all creepy ). Yeah so I am in a sports loss for now. I think the beard I have grown this month has sucked out all of my smart brain cells so that I can have a pretty sweet red beard. So out of those three pretty flimsy but somewhat comical ideas I am going to pick one.... The one that wont make me look like a creep. So I am going to try to trick my brain in to jump starting by writing something completely pointless and way off our mission statement of sports and other bro stuff. Well, there are two other writers on this blog so they could... Oh wait it appears its just been me since halloween.
Right so I am not going to list like 10 show that I think everyone should watch or be watching like I work for T.V guide or those other publications that only deal with spouting out moronic swill because I have my own brand of moronic swill I pour on the masses that influences. Look at the Royals I said they can make some moves and now they locked down Jonathan Broxton to make a mess of their bullpen. So I am just gonna throw out some shows if you want to watch them your life will be greatly made better if you don't you'll die alone in the back alley of a crack house that you got kicked out of for being too cracky... Well probably not but you should watch these shows.
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Breaking Bad - I know a lot of people have been signing the highest praises of this show but I never got into it because I didn't know what channel it was on until season 3 and I didn't know if I could handle Malcolm's dad being a total boss after years of him being kind of a bitch. But pre conceived notions shatter. Walt White is a bad ass. So far I am in season two so don't get on me. It's funny because I have had two separate conversations about how big of a bitch Walt's wife is. I do also like how Walt and Jesse who are bumbling along the crystal meth game are trying to move some of the cleanest meth ever seen but they keep on getting in to shenanigans. But they ice two high level dudes in the drug game and seem to not have any angry soldiers of those guys on there shit so far. Remember only in season 2 episode 6 so I could be wrong. But right now I am hooked and I keep on making hooked on skontay or meth jokes that are falling flat because most of the people I know don't watch the show so they think I have a drug problem.
The Walking Dead - If you don't watch this show your as dumb as Sinoe Pouha . Read the article I linked because it's a doozy. Pouha thinks Stevie Johnson's dance number was an insult to 9/11 when it totally was it. It was a rip on Plax . But enough about that non sense lets talk about fucking ZOMBIES! This show is amazing, its test the boundaries of how much gore will cable show each week. This past sunday was the mid season finale and oh man it was sick. I wont tell you what happens but I gotta say watch this show. Rick Grimes , his wife and his son lead a rag tag group of misfits through the zombified state of Georgia. This show basically has the two mind sets of a zombie invasion. One side is to survive find a spot and take care of what you have and the other is to go around and fuck shit up. These two view points are masterfully acted by Andrew Lincoln ( Rick ) and Jon Bernthal (Shane, though he might also be know for his more famous role as Al Capone in Night at the Museum 2: The search for Curly's gold). I have been watching this fire ass show since day 1 and have yet to be disappointed well the second season moved pretty slow up until the finale but that had to happen. Shit is a bout to go down. Watch this show.
Law & Order :SVU - I am talking about seasons 1-12 season 13 I haven't watched because I watch other shit. But the old school episodes are a straight up game changer. You can't go one season without being hooked. I know that sounds weird that a show about sex offenders, kid murders, and just the worst kid of people is addictive but when Benson , Stabler, Munch and Tutuola put a stomping on these monsters you just get into it. It gets a little dull when they kick it over to the A.D.A's but Casey Novak is my gurl . All I am saying is watch this show it's really good.
The League - This might be the show that all my friends are trying so hard to relate to. Not saying that there aren't any parts of the of the show we don't relate to the characters we do. The League has to be the most original sitcom on t.v today. It doesn't try to be overly funny like sitcoms with a laugh track . It basically is a bunch of successful bros who have known each other since high school and have stayed good friends through out college, marriage,kids and jobs as they compete in an 8 team league. So thats pretty much it. I mean its doesn't try to be nothing more then just a group of normal dudes who play fantasy football. These guys have normal jobs that people would go to college for . Kevin and Ruxin are lawyers, Andre is a doctor, Pete does some sort of office work and Taco is a stoner. The show is amazingly funny. It feels so real , I mean I could have conversation with my friends and it would basically be like an episode of this show. I know it sounds stupid but I am having trouble explaining why this show is so good but it is .
How I met your mother - This is a staple in my t.v repertoire. I got into this show probably the day after my brother bought the dvd of season 1. If you haven't seen it basically it's the only show with a laugh track that is funny. The show would work without the laugh track because the actors are really funny. But CBS loves laugh tracks. We have been a this roller coaster of Ted Mosbey , architect love life for about 7 seasons now and with more twists and turns then a M.Night Shaymalalnanana movie. But really Ted goes about having relationships with some way out of his league shaw'tes . This season has been pretty good except for the downfall of Robin Shabotski . What the hell happened? Seasons 1-6 she was unreal now she looks like the lamest form of hipster chick. Shit has to go back to the good ol ' days. The de-evolution of Robin has been the reason why I don't feel too bad about missing an episode on monday night. But still its pretty funny Lilly is bringing heat like she did in American Pie 3. You should check out the great thing is the season 1-6 is on Netflix streaming now so that is extremely helpful.
Curb Your enthusiasm - If you loved Seinfeld you will devourer this show. It's Seinfeld with cursing. The show centers on Larry David who just says whatever he is thinking to the dismay of everyone around him. It's honestly fantastic. I can't express how much I love the show . Ok just imagine you screen is about 50 feet wide and the edges of this post reached those 50 foot edges . I love it this much
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So yeah that is that. I watch a bunch of t.v but my laziness has been multiplied by Netflix. Actually every show except for Curbed is available on Netflix streaming. So I do recommend getting a Netflix account at least the streaming part because for about $9 its hot fire. Also if you dig Arrested Development like I do, I hear that there will be a season only available on Netflix. If you are good at counting I have mentioned Netflix at least 5 times in the past 3 paragraphs. Thats how much I like the service. I think I might be the only one left but I love being able to watch show on my PS3 ( btw is also Hot fire). SO if you have Xbox 360 or the WII you can get Netflix streaming through those system. So get your self some Netflix.... You think that can get me a sponsorship form Netflix or any of those gaming consoles.