for rocking a t-shirt with a straight pot leaf on it on your 3rd day in America). I was going to do a giant recap of everything that happened since the last time I got around to writing something on here, but you've already heard about it, and it'll bore you as much as it would me, so I'm jumping back into shit feet-first, as if I never left at all.
that grey goatee is fucking unsightly.) Scutaro at second base will be a huge upgrade over this Jonathan Herrera/ Chris Nelson platoon, which accounted for a whopping 7 home runs and a stellar .246 batting average. That's almost tied with Scutaros' individual totals from last year, by the way. Anyway, I would love to say that the Rockies have a chance this year, especially in a division as godawful as the NL West, but the Diamondbacks have too much starting pitching to be fucked with.
On a final note, something really really amazing happened to me at the end of last season. It probably happened to a lot of you too, but I didn't get to discuss it on here. How fucking glorious was it to watch the Red Sox collapse? I try to not be too much of a homer on here, but I usually fail pretty miserably, and this time I just can't help it. It was so goddamned beautiful.