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Friday, March 30, 2012

Yeah Baby I am your fantasy... Yeah that is the worst title ever in the history of titles

 Remember when I said something concerning fantasy baseball and how I am  ready to win this year . Well, it's on mother phuckers .  But unlike the other year I am now the proud manager of 2 future championship winning teams. I am so alone ... So in normal fashion I will list my players . I guess I should do by round ? Yeah thats what I'll do since making list is my strong suit. Before I start  how awesome are these Gatorade commercials with Jordan's game 5 performance where he played through the flu or the Black plague or what ever it's moving.
   I wish gatorade looked at my softball team because I have that same will and determination. For example This one game  the Hooligans were about to go up against some faceless goons who probably would have beat us. But there was a big rain storm and it was questionable if we would play. I was coming down with a  pretty gnarly fever so in an act of bravery and courage I got gear up to play , called the league and found out the game was cancelled. After telling my whole team that we had the night off I then passed out  waking up 2 hours later thinking that me and my dog were the last two surviving  members of the world and I freaked out a little bit . So yeah how about it Gatorade?  Just imagine  passing out when it was kinda light out side and then waking up it being pitch black outside and no one is around. Thats pretty heroic, not freaking out too much with a fever riddled mind. I think thats worth a life time supply of Gatorade, don't you ? I mean I was 100% certain I was the only one who survived and I did not even look at my cell phone and saw that I had 5 missed calls. Turned out I made plans to go to the movies that night.

 Team 1 : The Rally Beers : Head to Head league  8th pick overall in a machine gun type draft ( I made up this style... I think ) it's a 12 team league. So first round  goes 1-12 , second round goes  2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12, then 1 so basically everyone gets to be the 1 pick and the 12th pick. At first its complicated but after a few rounds you get it.

1. Troy Tulowitzki SS
2. Ian  Kindler 2b
3. Giancarlo (Mike) Stanton OF
4.  Ryan Zimmerman 3b
5. Craig Krimbel   Rp
6. Paul Konerko  1b
7. Brian McCann C
8. Adam Wainwright Sp
9. Jose Valverde Rp
10. Ricky Romero Sp
11. David Robertson Rp
12. Tim Hudson Sp
13. Peter Bourgeois  OF
14. Carlos Lee OF/1b
15. Logan Morrison OF (Steal)
16. Johan Santana Sp ( Low Risk High reward)
17. Vance Worley Sp
18. Edwin Jackson Sp
19. Lucas Duda OF/1b
20. Jake Peavy Sp
21 Alex Gonzalez SS
22. Mike Aviles 2b.3b,SS
23. Bryce Harper Of
24. Miguel Olivo C

   This is the league I run so I wanted to get away from sleepers and being pitcher heavy while leaving me with no offense . I am a more balanced team with great players all around.  I took some risks with my pitchers actually not taking an Ace until the 8th. Seriously I had zero offense last year the only had 2 guys hit over 20 homers on my team last year.

  Second team : The Duda Abides ( Get it ) 8th overall pick in the snake draft in a rotisserie style league , which I never did before but I am pretty pumped. I actually had zero time to prep for this because my buddy Rice called me up like an hour before the draft started. What ever Clowns be foolin if they think they can beat this squad.... I am so Happy that someone with photo shop made this photo its brilliant.

1. Joey Votto 1b
2. Justin Verlander Sp
3.Curtis Granderson OF
4. Jered Weaver Sp
5. Brandon Phillips 2b
6. Assurable  Cabrera SS
7. Michael Young 1b,2b,3b
8.Brian McCann C
9. Jonathan Papelbon  Rp
10. Daniel Hudson  Sp
11. Brett Gardner OF
12. Jose Valverde Rp
13. Ricky Romero SP
14. Cameron Maybin  OF
15. Nick Swisher OF/ 1b
16. Tim Hudson Sp
17. David Robertson Rp
18. Tyler Clipart  Rp
19. Carlos Lee OF/1b
20. Edwin Jackson
21. Mike Aviles   2b,3b,SS
22. Vance Worley Sp
23.  Russell Martin C

    Now that is a team baby. Pitching Hitting and Wins suck it bitches. Oh yeah Holds are a big thing in both leagues. Hold on ... wait do you smell that ? Take a deep breath . Thats the smell of victory! Yeah buddy  ! Get At me Bro. Clear the Streets I am marching. Which I might  if I win both leagues ? I will march down the Middle of the "main street " of my town.


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